shouldnt:

I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

voxeterna1:

handbasketofdreams:

voxeterna1:

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem.
Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm.
They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine.
Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle.
I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

my naym is teach
my class has fun
while some of dem
bang on the drum

but wen the boss
pokes in his heade
dey hop lyke frogse
dey chant “bread! bread!”

This is it. This is the best response to this story.

lizawithazed:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

lizawithazed:

logicloup:

classpectanon:

bramblepatch:

birdfriender:

my homestuck troll typing quirk would be that i type ev*ry wo//rd l*ke i d.nt w/a/n/t it to sh*w up in tum.blr sea//rch res/ults

One of my pet theories is actually that typing quirks already serve as a protective measure against surveillance/wiretapping. You’re less likely to get culled for sedition if the webcrawlers can’t pick suspicious keywords out of your text.

head canon accepted

Does This Mean Kanaya Has No Fucks To Give And Is Tacitly Daring The Powers That Be To Just Try And Cull Her?

Well it would be in character

meanwhile Karkat “Master of Secrecy” karkat just types in allcaps because he legitimately doesn’t realize how easy that is to parse

I like this headcanon more and more as it goes on